January 2011
15 posts
Alex 10:27 Jan 27 11
this is a continuation of a conversation i started on my sister's fb account then switched to mine 1-3% through
Me: hi
Alex: hello friend
Me: i think shantia (my sister's friend) reamed her (my sister) out or something about something
her and mary are attacking her over the internet
Alex: mack , do you know what that word means
"reamed"
Me: ssh
cyber bullying
Alex: CYBER BULLYING
you know what you should do
cal the cyber police
the dun goofed for the last time
*they
no but seriously, cheer her up
Me: im explaining why nothing really mattress
Alex: no dont
thats even more depressing
Mack: no i know what im doing
i wont lie to her
Alex: "i know what im doing"
: |
so how's your lecture working?
Mack: my dad took over
and just threatened to hit her
Alex: bahaha
Mack: and threw toilet paper at her
and im loling
Alex: now that's what i call parenting skills
Me: me too
Alex: we are going to make terrible fathers someday, you and i
Me: definitely
so my sister say's you'r ga'y
Alex: what
why
im not a fg
Me: because she "told you several times and you need to hear it again"
Alex: well tell her that she uses apostrophes inappropriately
Me: okay.
Alex: et? (that means "and" in french, to all you americans reading this (no one is reading this))
Me: she kicked my face and asked if i was putting my sperm in this place im making a science experiment in
Alex: what
Me: basically our family is the best
Alex: man, i thought my family was weird
hell, we're mormons compared to you guys
“You’re looking for obstacles rather than looking for magic.”
– Irv (My Life In Ruins)
Alex Sawinski One
Jan 26th, 11: 03, Facebook
Alex: lol, do you have a carlton thumbnail
Me: no
what
what dat
what is
dat
Alex: carlton
from fresh prince o' bel air
Me: OH!
YES
Alex: as your image
yea
Me: I DO
I CANT SEE IT ON MINE
BUT I DO
YEA
Alex: how awesome
also hipster-ish
you should be ashamed, young man
Me: -ish
thats the most important part
Alex: -esqu
Me: that it looks like half hipster-y kind of
meh
Alex: *-esque
Me: so then it comes full circle to lesbian poon heaven
btw thats how im so cool
im a try hard hipster
but like, really really try hard so hard that i try to look like i dont try hard
Alex: all hipster are try-hard
Me: okay
Alex: also, thats ironic
Me: yep
Alex: that's...a meta-hipster
Me: totally
Alex: mack, you are... THE CHOSEN ONE
Me: lol
Alex: like, in hipster lore
wow, like, you were a hipster before it was cool to be a hipster before it was cool to use meta-irony
my head is spinning
mixtapesandlollipops:
made this banger last night and this morning,...
Part One of Philosophy.
annneeeestack:
The difference in existance in the understanding and existance in reality. Stating if you believe something exist then it does even if it is non existant in reality. A.K.A. A giant mind fuck.
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shit this is hot
nickmiller:
And then there was no stopping it. We were interlocked and kissing deeply and strongly, one pulling away for a breath and the other pulling back with an impassioned haste. We were peacefully fighting over each other’s faces, using our lips as swords.
Her hands gripped my lower back tightly and…
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Writing blog (for all four people who follow me)
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